When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions?
I haven’t seen you in light years.
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
Why do mummies never go on vacations? Because they're afraid to unwind.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
Q: Why was Cleopatra worried about getting home from school?
A: She didn't want her mummy to see her report card.
How do you dry clothes on a line in winter?
You freeze dry them.
Q: When is a Pharaoh like a piece of wood?
A: When he's a ruler.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Julius Caesar: "Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new?"
Brutus: "Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's."
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
What do Alfred the Great and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
Their middle name.
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
I bought you a refrigirator.
I can't wait to see your face light up as you open it.
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
Q: Why was young Tutankhamun home from school?
A: He caught a gold.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event?
CHARGE!!
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Q: What was the pharaoh's favorite football team?
A: The Mummy Dolphins
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife says it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
I just found out you should never put a bar of soap in the dishwasher.
It's hand wash only.
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
I took my friends watch that had an LED flashlight on it.
Now it's my time to shine.
What's the difference between a Roman and an Irish Catholic?
The strength of the communion wine.
What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl?
Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on
You'll get burned out
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
It’s natural.
"Is your dishwasher running?"
"Seeing as it doesn't have feet, it does not"
My favorite crime TV show has a duck as the main character.
He always quacks the case.
Q: Why are mummies such great spies?
A: They keep things under wraps
I'm thinking about writing a book about lamps. I think its a bright idea
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What's the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy's Day.
The First World War ended very quickly because they were Russian.
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