Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!