Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Rock was magma before it was cool.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.