The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
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