Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
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