The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
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