What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.