The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
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