Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.