What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
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