Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
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