Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
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