When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
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