What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!