What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Shore
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
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