Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Badum chhh
What chord does jesus play on guitar?
Gsus
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere?
Litterachi.
What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Violinist Caught following a String of Robberies.
I bought my daughter into a radio...
She's not very e-static about it.
What do you call a berry that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
What do you do to a female news anchor who breaks a leg?
You put her in a broadcast.
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
Finger prince.
What did the trumpet pharaoh do when his girlfriend told him to pull out?
Toot and come in.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Newscaster Dad: And now, here is John with the weather.
Weatherman: It’s Jim, actually.
Newscaster: My apologies. Here’s John with the Jim.
What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? King Kong is more sensitive.
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
I heard Placebo on the radio. I actually thought it was The Cure.
Shopping at the music store, my friend had to settle for a fiver saxophone ...
They couldn't afford a tenor.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What does a trumpet and a baseball have in common? People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
Trumpester: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
What did the man do when he dropped his violin?
He quartet...
Why do blues musicians tour the most in the summer? So they can visit all their kids.
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
How are pirates like trumpets?
They murder the high C’s!
Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”.
We’re a cover band.
I was supposed to play the trumpet
But I blew it.
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
What genre are national anthems?
Country.
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums?
A beat cop.
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
I told the person who was playing my trumpet,
To stop pushing my buttons.
What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
Shreddar.
What do you call a communist violin?
The second Fidel.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Ba-dum-tss
How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nobody knows because no-one ever watches the conductor.
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