I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
tss
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
All my neighbours bought the same set of stereos...
When will they stop stereotyping?
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
A friend of mine told me he’d give me a radio that had no batteries. I think it’s a wind-up.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
"learn to play piano by ear!"
"Thanks, I'd rather use my fingers."
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key.
What should you do if you can't afford a fancy trumpet?
Buy a frugelhorn
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
I made a fiddle from a squash yesterday...
... i think it's broken, it only plays gourd vibrations.
How many indie musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s an obscure number, you probably haven’t heard it.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism
When I play my violin it always sounds like it's crying
It's must be too highly strung
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
What did the trumpet pharaoh do when his girlfriend told him to pull out?
Toot and come in.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Badum chhh
A piano player got arrested at a wedding...
He was trying to root the relatives.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull? On the bull the horns are in the front and the a***ole is in the back.
Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses? R'n'Brie
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
Did you know Rolf Harris was a talented violinist as a child?
Yeah, he was a mean kiddie fiddler.
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music.
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?
Because of his contra band...
Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
What does a trumpet and a baseball have in common? People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
Trumpester: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
I taught a dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!
What does a trumpet and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
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