I told the person who was playing my trumpet,
To stop pushing my buttons.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
I bought my daughter into a radio...
She's not very e-static about it.
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
Newscaster Dad: And now, here is John with the weather.
Weatherman: It’s Jim, actually.
Newscaster: My apologies. Here’s John with the Jim.
What does a trumpet and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.
Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
Because he was Baroque.
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
Follow Beethoven's example. People said he was never going to be a musician because he was deaf. Did he listen to them? Of course not.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
I was supposed to play the trumpet
But I blew it.
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