What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
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What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
Someone once asked if I ever played the violin
I told him that I had fiddled with it.
What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
CRAB on your ORGAN.
What genre are national anthems?
Country.
What's a bipolar person's favorite type of music? Swing.
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I'm a huge pianist.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
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