I used to think that all radios had antennae, then I realized it was a stereo type.
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?
Because they all have fowl mouths.
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?
Bisaxual.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?
Because without strings attached they just can't play...
What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? King Kong is more sensitive.
Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.
When I play my violin it always sounds like it's crying
It's must be too highly strung
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