I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?
Because without strings attached they just can't play...
Violinist Caught following a String of Robberies.
I had to borrow my friend’s trumpet because I sounded too good on my own, and people would be jealous!
I didn’t want to toot my own horn.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
a conundrum
What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? King Kong is more sensitive.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
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