I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower? Vibrato.
If you suck playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
Why was the piano laughing?
Because I was tickling his ivories
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.
How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nobody knows because no-one ever watches the conductor.
What is a pianist’s favorite cheese ?
Mozzartrella.
Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
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