What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
My friend told me all about his friend's girlfriend who was playing saxophone.
Apparently she was a saxy lady.
Did you hear about the conductor who was arrested for inciting violins?
They strung him up, but he didn't fret.
What concert costs $0.45?
50 Cent with Nickelback.
What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.
What do you call a owl dance party that only plays folk music?
A hootenanny.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?
They had a few keynote speakers
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but I had to give it up. It was just one ting after another.
How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
Violinist Caught following a String of Robberies.
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