What chord does jesus play on guitar?
Gsus
Silent Violin for Sale
No strings attached.
Someone once asked if I ever played the violin
I told him that I had fiddled with it.
When I play my violin it always sounds like it's crying
It's must be too highly strung
What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Badum chhh
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
We're a cover band
Follow Beethoven's example. People said he was never going to be a musician because he was deaf. Did he listen to them? Of course not.
Did you know Rolf Harris was a talented violinist as a child?
Yeah, he was a mean kiddie fiddler.
What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
One has strings and the other has strangs.
What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors.
Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
Finger prince.
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