I taught a dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Badum chhh
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
I used to think that all radios had antennae, then I realized it was a stereo type.
What did the man do when he dropped his violin?
He quartet...
There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster...
Until he went on air.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
What’s the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four.
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
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