Don't you dare hit that drum again! If you do, there will be repercussions!
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit... I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um... tss
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle? a conundrum
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum... You can't beat it.
I always put my money in drums Because it’s a sound investment.
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes? Ba-dump-tss
How do you trap a drum kit? Use a snare
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Badum chhh
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff, Ba-dum-tss
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself It was very cymbalic.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo? There were repercussions.
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos. But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
What did the drum say about his childhood? Those were the cymbaler days.
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums? A beat cop.
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums I thought I’d snare it with you guys
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon. Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism
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