What's better than having roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ....
Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses? R'n'Brie
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
I taught a dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
What do you call a guitar used to play pool?
A cue stick.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
Why did the skeleton want to join band?
He wanted a trom-bone!
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
What do you call a communist violin?
The second Fidel.
Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
I bought my daughter into a radio...
She's not very e-static about it.
Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
I saw a Jazz band last night, but they really sucked...
They really saxophoned it in.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
When did the pianist finally turn their life around?
After they hit Rockbottomoff.
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.
Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
I tried to play a bass guitar once.
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
Finger prince.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
We're a cover band
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano.
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
Why did the pianist quit playing the piano?
Bad Bach.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.
What do you call an annoying person who plays the trumpet?
A brasshole.
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
tss
Trumpester: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
What does a trumpet and a baseball have in common? People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
If you suck playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.