What do you call a Pharaoh playing a trumpet?
Tooting’khamun
I bought an old stereo.
My wife has her doubts, but I think it's a sound investment.
What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
Shreddar.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Hold it! We don't serve minors here."
Follow Beethoven's example. People said he was never going to be a musician because he was deaf. Did he listen to them? Of course not.
What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower? Vibrato.
Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
For the lute.
What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
My orchestra buddy wanted to bring his fiddle to a protest. I told him not to.
In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone?
"Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
When I play my violin it always sounds like it's crying
It's must be too highly strung
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
I really like guitars
They just strike a chord with me.
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
All my neighbours bought the same set of stereos...
When will they stop stereotyping?
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
"learn to play piano by ear!"
"Thanks, I'd rather use my fingers."
The police came to arrest me after I tried to play my cat like a violin
They are charging me with Kitty Fiddling.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
What music are balloons scared of? Pop music
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
The ad said "Free Violin", but there were strings attached...
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?
They had a few keynote speakers
Why do blues musicians tour the most in the summer? So they can visit all their kids.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
A drum rolled down a hill.
Ba-dum tsssh!
What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
What's better than having roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ....
I saw a Jazz band last night, but they really sucked...
They really saxophoned it in.
What do you call an annoying person who plays the trumpet?
A brasshole.
I made a fiddle from a squash yesterday...
... i think it's broken, it only plays gourd vibrations.
Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What do you call a owl dance party that only plays folk music?
A hootenanny.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear.
What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
Rag time.
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
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