What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
Rag time.
What do you call a owl dance party that only plays folk music?
A hootenanny.
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
What is a pianist’s favorite cheese ?
Mozzartrella.
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two...
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
One has strings and the other has strangs.
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
Did you know Rolf Harris was a talented violinist as a child?
Yeah, he was a mean kiddie fiddler.
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums?
A beat cop.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
a conundrum
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Why did the skeleton want to join band?
He wanted a trom-bone!
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key.
A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
I really like guitars
They just strike a chord with me.
The fisherman was playing his out-of-tune guitar.
Luckily he caught a Tuna
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”
What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Follow Beethoven's example. People said he was never going to be a musician because he was deaf. Did he listen to them? Of course not.
Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
For the lute.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What did the phone say to the radio when they met for a date?
This is AUXhilarating
Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
I bought my daughter into a radio...
She's not very e-static about it.
What do you call a guitar used to play pool?
A cue stick.
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?
Bisaxual.
I tried to play a bass guitar once.
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away.
You know those silly hacker movies where they're hacking so hard they type on two keyboards at once?
Such blatant stereo-typing
A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. “First offender?” the judge asked.
“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
Ba-dump-tss
What did the trumpet pharaoh do when his girlfriend told him to pull out?
Toot and come in.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
If you suck playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
What chord does jesus play on guitar?
Gsus
How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s.
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
Finger prince.
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