The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
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