Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.