You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
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