What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.