A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
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