The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
They dig it.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
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