I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
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