What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
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