Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.