What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.