Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
- Give me your heads!!
What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton?
A musculoskeleton.
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
In control.
Come witch me to the party.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
- Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
- Somewhere ogre there.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why was Van Helsing so dedicated to killing Count Dracula?
Because he staked his whole reputation on it!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- I’m bone to be wild!
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