Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
In control.
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I'd do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
What kind of potatoes do zombies like?
Monster mash.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why do vampires always dress so nice?
Because they’re so vein!
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
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