The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I'd do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
The zombie worked for years to win this prize. He showed real dead-ication.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
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