What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
All vampires seem to have the same thing for their last meal. A stake.
How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real?
They were bone-afide.
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
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