What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal-sized clippers?
Shear size.
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
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