My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.