I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.