Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.