A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.