When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
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