What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.