Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.