Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.