Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
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