This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
I'm acorn-y person.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
I like you a latte.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.