Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Don't even chai.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
I'm acorn-y person.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.