What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?