What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
That’s a-may-zing!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
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