What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
I'm acorn-y person.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
I like you a latte.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Don't even chai.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
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