What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
I like you a latte.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
I'm acorn-y person.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
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