After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Don't even chai.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
I like you a latte.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I'm acorn-y person.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
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