What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Don't even chai.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
I like you a latte.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
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