When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I'm acorn-y person.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
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