September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
I like you a latte.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
I'm acorn-y person.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Don't even chai.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
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