The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Don't even chai.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
I'm acorn-y person.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
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