What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Don't even chai.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
I like you a latte.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I'm acorn-y person.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.