What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I like you a latte.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Don't even chai.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
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