The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
I'm acorn-y person.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Don't even chai.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
I like you a latte.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!