You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
I'm acorn-y person.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
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