What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
I'm acorn-y person.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
I like you a latte.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Don't even chai.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
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