It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Don't even chai.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.