I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
I'm acorn-y person.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.