Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I like you a latte.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Don't even chai.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
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