You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
I'm acorn-y person.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Don't even chai.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
I like you a latte.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
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