The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I'm acorn-y person.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
I like you a latte.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Don't even chai.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
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