If you have a dirty mind and a love for word games - You've come to the right category!

Dirty Puns

What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Masturbation should be considered a craft...
as it is 100% hand made.
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
It's not Hard.
I'm sorry for taking your daughter's virginity
It won't happen again.
I'm planning an orgy.
It's all coming together.
I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm.
If you can't come, let me know.
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...
Would Greece help?
Last night I dreamed that my town’s water tower exploded.
It was a wet dream.
I nearly got sacked when I was caught masturbating on my first day starting a job as a roofer.
Luckily, the boss said I could wipe the slate clean.
Why does does Santa have such a large sack?
Because he comes only once a year.
Why did Bruce Willis die with a smile on his face?
Because he died hard.
Why was two piece swimsuit invented? To separate the hairy from the dairy.
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
So the bartender gives her one.
If a pink stork delivers girl babies and a blue stork delivers boy babies, what delivers no babies?
A swallow.
Why did the horny duck go to the baseball game?
She was trying to catch some fowl balls.
What do you call a guy who is skilled in the art of oral se*?
A cunnilinguist.
He who stands with hands in pockets feels foolish.
He who stands with holes in pockets feels nuts.
What do you call a religious guy with a hard on?
A firm believer.
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
I got raped by an alligator the other day. I think I have gatoraids.
Have you heard of the new movie called "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet.
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn't block access to porn sites on the internet.
Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? addictionary.
What do you call hooker that likes it in her as*? a crack whore
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls
What is Moby di**'s dad's name? Papa Boner
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rai Ping Yu