My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off?
That’s okay, he’s all-right now!
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What has a head but no body, a heart but no blood, leaves but no branches and grows without wood?
Lettuce
Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
What do you call a barbecued, blood-sucking insect?
Mesquite-o.
Why did the pig have a heart attack?
Too much bacon.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.
It was like love meant nothing to her.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
How do you call a man who can cook an egg on his head?
pan o man.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
I know a guy who had both arms amputated from elbow to shoulder.
He is always serious and never humerus.
Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them
Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”
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