"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
No! You can't force me to shave my forearms!
I have a right to bear arms!
What do you call someone who loves dark beer?
Stouthearted.
As a mythologist and head of the household,
My word is lore.
My skeleton girlfriend dumped me the other day. She had the hottest spine I have ever seen.
I just want her back.
What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?
A chupacabro.
"I have a joke about hearts, but I don't think you will get it."
"Why?"
"Because it is an inside joke."
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Working the poker table at the casino with my new prosthetic hand is going to be a challenge,
But I’ll learn to deal with it.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
I didn't think the doctor would fix the curve in my spine
But now I stand corrected.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
The Genie granted my wish for longer arms, but he warned me My wish would have far reaching consequences.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
It doesn’t help that my doctor keeps making fun of my broken leg. He’s just adding insult to injury.
What do you call it when a pillow hits its head?
A concushion.
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