I'll fight you with my bear hands.
Oh, deer.
It doesn’t help that my doctor keeps making fun of my broken leg. He’s just adding insult to injury.
What vegetable lives in your heart?
Beets.
What do you call it when a pillow hits its head?
A concushion.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now it’s the neighborhood watch.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
One day, I looked to my spine and said
Thanks for all the support! Thanks to you we've grown to new heights.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
I find that the quickest way to man's heart
is with a very very sharp knife.
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
Why is the left cerebral cortex always wrong?
Because it was never in the rgiht.
What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pitbull.
I wish that I could be the coronary artery of my wife so that I would be wrapped around her heart.
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
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