How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Biology - It grows on you.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
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