I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Biology - It grows on you.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
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