What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Biology - It grows on you.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
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