Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Biology - It grows on you.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
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