If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication
I like looking at a chart of all the chemical elements... periodically.
How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her.
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"HeHe."
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
What are mammoles?
Four-legged ani-moles
Why did the acid go to the gym?
It wanted to become a buffer solution.
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
When life gives you mold - make penicillin.
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
When hydrogen got arrested they told him he had one phone call.
He replied: "Call who? I don't have a family!"
It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
I'm fascinated by water's gas form.
It mist-ifies me.
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
I am out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.
Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?
Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P.
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
When Miss Acid told her husband, Mr Alkali, she was pregnant...
He exploded with anger.
It wasn't the reaction she was hoping for.
What do doctors do to injured elements? They helium.
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
Who brings colorful eggs to chemist's kids every spring?
The Ether Bunny.
A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
Ah! The element of surprise.
What do you do with a sick chemist? You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy? Chemotaxis.
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.
What type of fish do two sodium atoms make?
2Na.
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
I keep making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
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