Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
I was driving through the safari park when my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a zebra.
Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals so I asked why the zebra had a barcode.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
A zebra is the safest place to cross the road. Unless you are actually a zebra.
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.
My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
How do you find zebra?
Look under zeshirt.
Why can't you trust zebras?
Because they're convicted horse felons.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?
'You're stripping me of a job.'
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra.
Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.