Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot