Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.