Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.