When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.