What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!