What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.