What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
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What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks