Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!