How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf?
Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
What birds should you recycle?
Toucans.
Can birds sell cereal to children?
I don't know if one can, but toucan.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
No, but toucan.
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"What?"
"You know, toucans."
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?"
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.