People in Iran are scared of spiders
But in Iraq, no phobia.
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.
What do you call a spider with ten eyes?
A spiiiiiiiiiider.
My son wanted a pet spider but they're to expensive.
I told him I'll get him one off the web.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
What do you call a spiders child?
An arach-kid.
I killed a spider with soap
He got a clean death.
Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
It got pissed off the first time.
A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?
Corn on the cobweb.
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
What does Spider-man become when he joins the circus?
an aracnobat.
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.