Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.
What do you give a sick snake?
Asp-rin.
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
Two snakes parted.
The first one said, “Fangs for the memories”.
Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?
Because he wanted his diamondback.
What do you get if you cross a new born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
What do you call luggage made of snakeskin?
Ex-hiss baggage.
What is a snake’s favorite dance?
The Mamba.
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
Because they had a crush on each other.
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
Which are the best mathematicians amongst the snake family?
The adders.
How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing constrictor.
What do you call an important English snake?
Sir Pent.
What did one python say to the other before they made a deal?
Let’s “snake” on it.
What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
What do you call a snake with no clothes on?
Snaked.
I invented a device that can stop a snake in its tracks.
It's made of asphalt.
Who is a snake’s favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
Why are snakes hard to fool?
They have no legs to pull.
Why do snakes always measure in inches?
Because they don’t have any feet.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
A boar constrictor.
What do married snakes have on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers.
Why was the mother rattlesnake sad?
The time had come for her children to strike out on their own.
What do you call a snake that informs the police?
A grass snake.