I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.