What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.