Where are sharks from?
Finland!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.