The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
Where are sharks from?
Finland!