What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.