What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!