What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.