How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.