What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
What’s a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
Where are sharks from?
Finland!
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.