What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.