I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
What’s a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.