Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
It was panda-monium.
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
What do you call a panda who’s lost his dinner?
Bamboozled.