Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
What does a panda use to cook his pancakes?
A pan duhhhh!
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
It was Panda-monium.